Wondering who Team IPX is?
Team IPX grew up in Svalbard. They can now be found slapshotting, hip checking and generally demoralising opposition across Australia.
Meet the team below:
Founding Members
Name: Kazashi
Position: Goal Tender
Jersey Number: 13
Favourite Quote: “Hmmm….”
Team description of Kazashi: “he’s gunna lay the Smashdown on you!” or “Ask Kazashi… hes the brains of this operation!”
Position: Goal Tender
Jersey Number: 13
Favourite Quote: “Hmmm….”
Team description of Kazashi: “he’s gunna lay the Smashdown on you!” or “Ask Kazashi… hes the brains of this operation!”
Name: Sha8dow
Position: Left Wing
Jersey Number: 8
Favourite Quote: “Get out of my chair!” Or “Two words” followed by a paragraph rant! Or “Hey guys i got an idea….” followed by GROAN from IPX members
Team description of Sha8dow: “his spelling’s a shocker!”
Position: Left Wing
Jersey Number: 8
Favourite Quote: “Get out of my chair!” Or “Two words” followed by a paragraph rant! Or “Hey guys i got an idea….” followed by GROAN from IPX members
Team description of Sha8dow: “his spelling’s a shocker!”
Name: Fuzz
Position: Right Wing
Jersey Number: 6
Favourite Quote: “I’m NOT moving to Canberra yet. I will be soon!!”
Team description of Fuzz: “Jebus… Oh no, he’s broken his Chubb-Chubbs AGAIN!!!”
Position: Right Wing
Jersey Number: 6
Favourite Quote: “I’m NOT moving to Canberra yet. I will be soon!!”
Team description of Fuzz: “Jebus… Oh no, he’s broken his Chubb-Chubbs AGAIN!!!”
Name: Kazozza
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 3
Favourite Quote: “Meh” or “If I hear the word ‘zen’ one more time…”
Team description of Kazozza: “WTF do you mean you know the score of the All Star game?!”
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 3
Favourite Quote: “Meh” or “If I hear the word ‘zen’ one more time…”
Team description of Kazozza: “WTF do you mean you know the score of the All Star game?!”
Name: Axe-Man
Position: Centre
Jersey Number: 35
Favourite Quote: “I’m a country OG Gangsta”
Team description of Axe-Man: “Great skater…. Poor shooter”, “OG really stands for Own Goal…”
Position: Centre
Jersey Number: 35
Favourite Quote: “I’m a country OG Gangsta”
Team description of Axe-Man: “Great skater…. Poor shooter”, “OG really stands for Own Goal…”
Members
Name: HarrassmentPanda
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 19
Favourite Quote: “No carbs for me thanks…”
Team description of HarrassmentPanda: “Jebus…. you wont eat carbs… but you’ll eat KFC, which is pretty much LARD!?”
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 19
Favourite Quote: “No carbs for me thanks…”
Team description of HarrassmentPanda: “Jebus…. you wont eat carbs… but you’ll eat KFC, which is pretty much LARD!?”
Name: Ltmon
Position: Covert Ops
Jersey Number: 32
Favourite quotes: “Svalbards in the News again”,
“*ltmon is away: going to the shops… but thinking outside the square on my way there….”
Team Description of Ltmon: “um…. lt, we got a web problem, wont you think of the children?”
Position: Covert Ops
Jersey Number: 32
Favourite quotes: “Svalbards in the News again”,
“*ltmon is away: going to the shops… but thinking outside the square on my way there….”
Team Description of Ltmon: “um…. lt, we got a web problem, wont you think of the children?”
Name: Chipper
Position: Medic
Jersey Number: 86
Favourite quote: “I know why its busted…. its from Canberra!”
Team Description of Chipper: “come on, Zen it up Chip!” Chanting and Clapping “ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN”
Position: Medic
Jersey Number: 86
Favourite quote: “I know why its busted…. its from Canberra!”
Team Description of Chipper: “come on, Zen it up Chip!” Chanting and Clapping “ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN”
Name: n0mad
Position: Machine-Gunner from the 1st SAS Regiment
Jersey Number: 33
Favourite quote: “Can we not Destroy the GDF Base Station”
n0mad continues to fire rockets into it waiting for an all mighty explosion.
Team Description of n0mad: “We think him and Hashy created Padman, and their IPX existence is a Padman Marketing campaign”
Position: Machine-Gunner from the 1st SAS Regiment
Jersey Number: 33
Favourite quote: “Can we not Destroy the GDF Base Station”
n0mad continues to fire rockets into it waiting for an all mighty explosion.
Team Description of n0mad: “We think him and Hashy created Padman, and their IPX existence is a Padman Marketing campaign”
Name: Chappo
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 5
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Chappo: “Where the hell is he? The game starts in 5 minutes….”
(Sha8doW makes a phone call to Chappo)
“You’re f***ing what? You’re WHERE?”
“FFS...He’s up the coast!”
“The Coast? F***!!!”
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 5
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Chappo: “Where the hell is he? The game starts in 5 minutes….”
(Sha8doW makes a phone call to Chappo)
“You’re f***ing what? You’re WHERE?”
“FFS...He’s up the coast!”
“The Coast? F***!!!”
Name: Hashy
Position: Utility
Jersey Number: 57
Favourite quote: “STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!”
Team Description of Hashy: What do you mean herbal and what are you smokin???
Position: Utility
Jersey Number: 57
Favourite quote: “STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!”
Team Description of Hashy: What do you mean herbal and what are you smokin???
Name: Manschaft
Position: Behind the enemy
Jersey Number: 42
Favourite quote: “Jahowl!”
Team Description of Manschaft: some say he sleeps with his eyes open… all we know is he’s called “Manschaft”
Position: Behind the enemy
Jersey Number: 42
Favourite quote: “Jahowl!”
Team Description of Manschaft: some say he sleeps with his eyes open… all we know is he’s called “Manschaft”
Name: Doodizm
Position: Head Cheerleader
Jersey Number: 85
Favourite quote: “Stop teasing me, I’ll hurt you!!” raises fist….
Team Description of Doodizm: either “CLAPPING B-A-N-A-N-A-S CLAPPING“ or “Shake-a-dem PomPoms”
Position: Head Cheerleader
Jersey Number: 85
Favourite quote: “Stop teasing me, I’ll hurt you!!” raises fist….
Team Description of Doodizm: either “CLAPPING B-A-N-A-N-A-S CLAPPING“ or “Shake-a-dem PomPoms”
Honorary Members:
Name: Haklin
Position: ?
Jersey Number: 4
Favourite quote: “I need sticky tape for my mic!”
Team Description of Haklin: “”
Position: ?
Jersey Number: 4
Favourite quote: “I need sticky tape for my mic!”
Team Description of Haklin: “”
Name: Dementia
Position: ?
Jersey Number: 21
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description of Dementia: “”
Position: ?
Jersey Number: 21
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description of Dementia: “”
Name: ResidentEvil
Position: Lost
Jersey Number: 26
Favourite quote: “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm
feeling that it brings. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
Team Description of ResidentEvil: “”
Position: Lost
Jersey Number: 26
Favourite quote: “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm
feeling that it brings. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
Team Description of ResidentEvil: “”
Name: Bloodstorm
Position: Enforcer
Jersey Number: 9
Favourite quote: “If the candle light is fire the meal was cooked a long time ago.”“Semper Fi”
Team Description of Bloodstorm: “”
Position: Enforcer
Jersey Number: 9
Favourite quote: “If the candle light is fire the meal was cooked a long time ago.”“Semper Fi”
Team Description of Bloodstorm: “”
Name: CombatChuck
Position:
Jersey Number: 7
Favourite quote:
Team Description of CombatChuck:“”
Position:
Jersey Number: 7
Favourite quote:
Team Description of CombatChuck:“”
Name: Robag
Position: always in the line of fire
Jersey Number: 10
Favourite quote: dogs that talk, freak me out :0
Team Description of Robag:“Loves your work!”
Position: always in the line of fire
Jersey Number: 10
Favourite quote: dogs that talk, freak me out :0
Team Description of Robag:“Loves your work!”
Name: Johnny
Position: In Disguise.
Jersey Number: 14
Favourite quote: “Oh dear…”
Team Description of Johnny: “Fast little ninja.Inconsubscicious.”
Position: In Disguise.
Jersey Number: 14
Favourite quote: “Oh dear…”
Team Description of Johnny: “Fast little ninja.Inconsubscicious.”
Name: Volkam
Position:
Jersey Number: 20
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description of Volkam: “Absent With Out Lecture.”
Position:
Jersey Number: 20
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description of Volkam: “Absent With Out Lecture.”
Name: Fuzz_Logic
Position:
Jersey Number: 2
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description of Fuzz_Logic: “”
Position:
Jersey Number: 2
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description of Fuzz_Logic: “”
Name: Tippa
Position:
Jersey Number: 46
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description of Tippa:
Position:
Jersey Number: 46
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description of Tippa:
Retired Members:
Name: Giggle
Position: Deceased, cause of death: Triple Pounder
Jersey Number: 69
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Giggle: Tee hee hee, thats a naughty number SACK SACK SACK SACK
Position: Deceased, cause of death: Triple Pounder
Jersey Number: 69
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Giggle: Tee hee hee, thats a naughty number SACK SACK SACK SACK
Name: Gretzki
Position: Retired (the Office)
Jersey Number: 99
Favourite quote: “The Great One”
Team Description of Gretzki: “All hail The Great One, the Number 1 allstar!”
Position: Retired (the Office)
Jersey Number: 99
Favourite quote: “The Great One”
Team Description of Gretzki: “All hail The Great One, the Number 1 allstar!”
As per the word of Lu-Kas:
- No skater can have the number 0 or 1 because it’s so close to 0
- Also 99 is retired as Homage to the Great Wayne Gretzki
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